02 April 2011

Sick Of Jerking In Bed? Try Masturbating

By Peter Farquhar

Something About Mary

"You're still not tired? Are you kidding me?" 

  • Dopamines relieve RLS
  • Ejaculation releases dopamines
  • Connect the dots

Some say it makes you go blind. Others reply that hey, the lights are out anyway, and I need some sleep.

Yes, we're talking about masturbation. And later, about how doing it more often can be good for your health.

Particularly if you suffer from Restless Leg Syndrome - a condition that causes as much consternation in scientific circles as it does to those who claim to suffer from it.

Restless Leg Syndrome - RLS - is characterised by an irresistable urge in the limbs to move or spasm.

As the name suggests, it mainly affects the legs, and is at its most active when the sufferer is trying to sleep.

The tickling or burning sensation builds up until the affected limb spasms, then settles only to build up again.

It's not unusual for people who suffer RLS - which has a wide range of effects - to describe it as torturous.

The scientific community is not so easily convinced. The cause of any individual's RLS is difficult to diagnose and treatments can range from relaxation techniques to cutting down on coffee to increasing physical exercise.

Of particular concern is the potential for pharmaceutical companies to develop and promote drugs that "cure" RLS online and through backing RLS support groups.

Some of the drugs have been proven effective and are endorsed by government agencies. One such line of drugs includes dopamines.
Fortunately, the body can produce a ready supply of dopamine, something which Luis Martin and his colleagues at Sao Paulo's Federal University have decided to, er, investigate further.

Here's comes the bit about masturbation.

In this month's edition of Sleep Science, Prof Marin points to study results from the University of Groningen in The Netherlands, which shows ejaculation in men swamping their brains with dopamines.

"Manual penile stimulation was performed by the volunteer's female partner," the study says, with the end goal producing "a wide variety of rewarding behaviors".

"Parallels are drawn between ejaculation and heroin rush," it concludes.

Prof Luis says this seems like a simple way for men to reproduce the effects of RLS treatment drugs, without the cost and side effects of using dopamine agonists, one of which is, bizarrely, problem gambling.

So if you find yourself in bed jerking spasmodically and unable to get to sleep, why not go with the flow?

A quick hand shandy certainly never hurt anyone and, hey, it may even take your mind off the slots.

Kim Kardashian Shows Off Her Curves

Kim Kardashian turned heads in a little black dress at the Victoria's Secret Summer 2011 swimwear launch Wednesday night in LA.

Kim, all of her sisters and her mom recently covered Redbook and talked about why they are famous.



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Sales Of Doomsday Nuclear Bunkers Soar 1000% After Japan Tsunami

Going underground? Sales of spaces in U.S. doomsday bunker soar 1000% after Japan quake reawakens nuclear fallout fears

  • Artist's impressions of luxury shelter to house 950 people in Nebraska

Reservations for a doomsday bunker in the U.S. have rocketed since Japan's catastrophic earthquake, tsunami and nuclear meltdown.

The 137,000sq ft bunker - designed to house 950 people for a year and withstand a 50 megaton blast - is currently being built under the grasslands of Nebraska.

Vivos, the California-based company behind it, is taking $5,000 (£3,100) deposits, which will have to be topped up to $25,000 (£15,600) to secure a place.

Cower in luxury: Vivos's doomsday shelters are to be kitted out with all the modern conveniences American consumers would expect

Cower in luxury: Vivos's doomsday shelters are to be kitted out with all the modern conveniences American consumers would expect

Social space: The company is building one bunker under the grasslands of Nebraska with the capacity to house 950 for a year

Social space: The company is building one bunker under the grasslands of Nebraska with the capacity to house 950 for a year

Paranoia: Vivos says applications for its luxury bunkers have gone up 1,000 per cent since the Japan earthquake

Paranoia: Vivos says applications for its luxury bunkers have gone up 1,000 per cent since the Japan earthquake

It says applications have soared 1000 per cent in the wake of the disasters in Japan. And the bunkers will be kitted out with all the modern conveniences the American consumer has come to expect.

Once finished the complex will feature four levels of residential suites, a dental and medical center, kitchens, pet kennels, a bakery, a prayer room, a fully stocked wine cellar and even a prison to detain any misbehaving residents.

There will also be a 350ft tall lookout tower so residents can see what is going on around them - and if it's safe to emerge.

'People are afraid of the earth-changing events and ripple effects of the earthquake, which led to tsunamis, the nuclear meltdown, and which will lead to radiation and health concerns,' said Vivos CEO Robert Vicino.

Self-contained community: Once finished the bunker complex will feature four levels of residential suites, a dental and medical center, kitchens, pet kennels, a bakery, a prayer room and a fully stocked wine cellar

Self-contained community: Once finished the bunker complex will feature four levels of residential suites, a dental and medical center, kitchens, pet kennels, a bakery, a prayer room and a fully stocked wine cellar

Limited space: The firm is taking $5,000 deposits for their bunker, which will have to be topped up to $25,000 to secure a final spot

Limited space: The firm is taking $5,000 deposits for their bunker, which will have to be topped up to $25,000 to secure a final spot

The news comes after low levels of radiation were detected in milk in two U.S. states, the first sign Japan's nuclear crisis is affecting American food.

At least 15 states have now reported radioactive particles from the stricken Fukushima reactor. Earlier in the week the Environment Protection Agency confirmed radiation was found in air filters in Alabama and in rainwater in Pennsylvania and Massachusetts.

Though the trace levels are very low and not hazardous to health, residents have been warned not to use rainwater which has been collected in cisterns.

Rebuilding society: The bunker even features a prison in case any residents misbehave and become a liability to others

Rebuilding society: The bunker even features a prison in case any residents misbehave and become a liability to others

Safe space: The company claims its bunkers are designed to withstand a range of catastrophic events, from nuclear terrorism to the gravitational havoc caused of a rogue planet sweeping across the solar system

Safe space: The company claims its bunkers are designed to withstand a range of catastrophic events, from nuclear terrorism to the gravitational havoc caused of a rogue planet sweeping across the solar system

Intimate: Space is limited in the bunker, the floor-plan of which resembles a youth hostel in this graphic

Intimate: Space is limited in the bunker, the floor-plan of which resembles a youth hostel in this graphic

Mr Vicino added: 'Where it ends, I don't know. Does it lead to economic collapse? A true economic collapse would lead to anarchy, which could lead to 90 per cent of the population being killed off.'

The company claims its bunkers are designed to withstand a range of catastrophic events, from nuclear terrorism to the gravitational havoc a rogue planet sweeping across the solar system could cause.

Interest in doomsday bunkers has grown over recent years, but critics say developers are simply trying to cash in on public panic. Oleg Repchenko, the head of Russian analytical centre 'Indicators of Real Estate Market', told The Voice of Russia: 'These fears emerged in the US a long time ago back in the Cold War era.

'September 11, 2001 has seriously affected the psychology of common Americans and part of the population is afraid of disasters and terrorist attacks.

'Panicking is quite typical for Americans even when a disaster happens not on their territory but across the ocean in Japan. Once something terrifying happens it makes people think more about their future.'

Elections Come And Go. But Assam Immigrant Issue Goes On Forever

A quarter century post the Assam Accord, political parties in the state still seek votes on the issue of illegal Bangladeshi immigration, reports Kunal Majumder

The border district of Dhubri, sandwiched between the Brahmaputra and Gangadhar rivers in Assam, has traditionally been a river port. After partition of the subcontinent, this Muslim-majority district turned into a major transit point for illegal trade on the Indo-Bangladesh border. The 44.5-km water border also allows Bangladeshis to cross over in boats on the pretext of trade and quietly merge with the Indian population, first in Assam and then the rest of the country.

Eternal stream Traders come every day from across the porous border, often bypassing the checkpoints. Many have no intention to return (Photos: Shailendra Pandey)

With Assembly elections from 4 April, the issue of illegal Bangladeshi immigrants is on the top of everybody’s minds. Even the banned separatist group United Liberation Front of Asom (ULFA) talks of the ‘threat’, though its leaders get sanctuary in Bangladesh. ULFA foreign secretary Sashadhar Choudhury confirmed to TEHELKA that the presence of foreigners in Assam will be part of the peace talks with the Central government.

On 3 February, Dhubri Police had caught two trucks full of cough syrup. Earlier that day, the police caught two men trying to pass off fake currency amounting to Rs. 49,000 in the market near Pathor Ghat. The prime accused was a 28-year-old farmer Karim Ali, whose farmland is attached to the border fence. “A person called Bokhar Ali came to my farm in Jhowkutti and gave me 98 notes of Rs. 500,” he says in Bangla. Dhubri Police Station officer incharge HC Deha says, “Bokhar Ali promised to pay him Rs. 5,000 if he could use these fake currency.” Karim didn’t know how to spend so much of money, so he took the help of 24-year-old mason Noor Islam. Somebody in the village tipped off the police and they were arrested in Dhubri town. Where did Bokhar Ali come from? After much reluctance, Karim says softly “Oi pare” (the other side).

People like him from ‘the other side’ have been an emotive issue since 1979, when Prafulla Kumar Mahanta and other student leaders of All Assam Students Union and the All Assam Gana Sangram Parishad agitated for the expulsion of illegal immigrants. After the 1985 Assam Accord with then prime minister Rajiv Gandhi, Mahanta won the elections as head of Asom Gana Parishad (AGP) to become the youngest person in India to become the chief minister. The AGP returned to power in 1996 and was also part of the NDA coalition under Atal Bihari Vajpayee. Having been in power, he now claims nothing can be done on the issue of illegal immigrants at the state level. “I did my best. Nothing more can be done at the state level. It is completely up to the Centre,” says Mahanta.

His former ally BJP has a different view. Though chances of it coming to power in this poll are dim, the BJP has promised to detect and deport all illegal Bangladeshi nationals. To pump up the tempo, it put Varun Gandhi in charge of the poll campaign. Immediately after his appointment in October last year, Gandhi organised a big rally in Nagoan with party president Nitin Gadkari wherein he declared that Bangladeshi influx is the main poll plank of the BJP, along with corruption.

ON THE criticism that BJP did nothing on the issue while in power at the Centre, P Chandra Sekhar, BJP organising secretary for the Northeast, has a quick rebuttal. “It is absolutely not true. The main obstacle in detecting and deporting the illegal migrants was the Illegal Migrants (Determination by Tribunal) Act. We challenged the Act in the court, which was later stuck down by the Supreme Court in 2005,” says Shekhar.

The IMDT Act was enacted in 1983 and provided special protection against undue harassment to the ‘minorities’ affected by the Assam agitation. The BJP, along with many indigenous groups, alleges that the Act basically makes it difficult to deport illegal immigrants from Assam. But what is worrying now is that the illegal immigrant issue might fuel the larger anti-minority sentiment. The ghost of the Nellie massacre still lingers. (On 18 February 1983, more than 2,000 alleged Bangladeshis in 14 villages of Nagaon district, including Nellie, were brutally hacked to death.)

In Dhubri, just a few yards from the Circuit House, stands the grey colonial building that houses the Foreigners’ Tribunal Office. The IMDT Act is now withdrawn, around 20,000-25,000 cases of d-voters (doubtful voters) are still pending. In the past decade, many districts of Assam have seen an abnormal rise of immigrant population. In a border district like Dhubri, it is even more difficult to distinguish between an Indian Muslim Bengali and a Bangladeshi Muslim Bengali.

Next to the tribunal office is the busiest riverbank of the town — Pathor Ghat. Each morning, scores of men and women from the 262 riverine islands on the Brahmaputra called chars come to Dhubri town on passenger ferries with fresh vegetables, milk, goats, sheep, ducks and hens. They sell their produce in Dhubri market, make their own purchases and return by the evening ferry. Chars are formed and flooded every few years based on the level of water in the Brahmaputra.

To pump up the tempo, the BJP put Varun Gandhi in charge of the election campaign

There is no specific figure on illegal Bangladeshi immigrants in Assam. Indrajit Gupta, the then Union home minister, stated in Parliament on 6 May 1997 that there were 10 million illegal migrants in India. Some say this figure is vastly exaggerated and it should not be more than a few lakh. While some in politics propound the conspiracy theory that the immigration is due to the neighbouring country’s geopolitical ambitions of a greater Bangladesh, social scientists point out that it mostly due to poverty and a serious crisis of lebensraum (living space). Due to continuous flooding, stable land is hard to come by. “It is a natural phenomenon, which is difficult to control,” says Arup Jyoti Saikia, social science professor of IIT, who is writing a book on the same issue. “But the fact remains it is happening rapidly and changing the demography and culture of Assam.”

A half-hour ride on the ferry from Pathor Ghat takes you to Motichar, 7 km from the Bangladesh border, an island that was formed only 10 years ago. Abdul Battein, 70, speaks like any other rural voter of India. “The MLA comes only when there is fruit in the tree. He doesn’t care about our welfare,” he says. His brother Ali, 50, says the family’s only asset is a tubewell. “The local counsellor Najma Begum is a relative, yet we have not got anything from the government,” says Ali.

During the 2009 Lok Sabha election, they voted for the All India Democratic United Front (AIDUF). “Traditionally we have voted for Congress, but last time we thought Maulana saab is a better man,” says Battein. Maulana Badruddin Ajmal, founding president of the Bengali Muslim- dominated AIDUF became the surprise winner from Dhubri Lok Sabha seat. Battein is quick to add: “Even he didn’t do much for us. Since the first election in 1950s, we have not got a single needle.” So why do they vote at all? Before any of the brothers could reply, one of the daughters commented from inside the house. “Vote na dile, oi pare pathiye debe!” (If we don’t vote, they will send us to the other side.)

THIS ADMISSION unleashes an outburst. “The politicians indirectly threaten us,” says Ali. “We have no options. We have to vote or else they call us Bangladeshis. Whenever we go to Guwahati to get some work, we suddenly become foreigners.” Battein adds: “Our forefathers spent their entire life here. We have grown up on the river. If you call us foreigners, where do we go?”

Yawning gap Where the barbed wire fencing ends, the Brahmaputra river lends itself to easy exploitation (Photos: Shailendra Pandey)

Police intelligence sources told TEHELKA that often Bangladeshis stay in the chars before moving into the town, paying char-dwellers to stay silent.

With the brothers reluctant to respond, Rafikul Islam, 28, is more forthcoming. “Sir, it’s true. They do come,” he says. “Many nights, we have seen cattle being herded across the Brahmaputra.”

Islam adds that it is easy for the illegal immigrants to get a passport or PAN card. Apparently, all you need is a false letterhead with logo of the panchayat and a local address. Battein adds: “Our relatives from Bangladesh get all the papers. But we are the people who get harassed.”

Monirul Hussain, 48, who works on a farm, says, “They generally use the time gap between BSF shift changes ,” says Hussain. “Many times they use women as fronts. If BSF personnel catch the women, they are threatened with rape charges.”

One of the biggest facilitators in recent times have been cell phones. Standing on any of the chars or on the river, you get clear connectivity from both Indian as well as Bangladeshi telecom providers. “Informers near BSF camps use mobile phones to communicate and warn each other,” reveals Hussain.

It is easy for illegal immigrants to get a passport or PAN card. All you need is a forged letterhead

The AIDUF, which has nine seats in the outgoing Assembly, now plans to contest 74 seats. General Secretary Baharul Islam calls the whole immigrant issue a Congress political gimmick and RSS propaganda . “If there are illegal immigrants, please deport them. Ask the BSF jawans at the border, how do Bangladeshis enter the state?” he asks. He goes on to question the very premise of the issue — rise in Muslim population in five districts of Assam. “When there is 75 percent increase in tribal and Christian population, there are no questions asked. Why not talk about the infiltration from Nepal and Burma?” he rationalises.

But the immigration issue looms so large over Assam’s consciousness that the political agenda is unlikely to change anytime soon. An unfortunate consequence is that other pressing people’s issues get short shrift.

Kunal Majumder can be reached at kunal@tehelka.com

Source: Tehelka

Airline Announces 'Child-Free' Flights

Ryanair announces it will offer 'child-free' flights

By Kate Schneider

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Budget airline Ryanair has created controversy with its announcement of "child free" flights / supplied

  • Ryanair announces 'child-free flights'
  • Plans to implement the ban in October
  • Announcement a joke or for real?

BUDGET airline Ryanair's announcement that it will ban children on some popular routes has left many wondering if it's all a joke.

The Irish airline has created a stir by declaring that it will introduce "child-free flights" by October this year via a press release on their website today.

“When it comes to children we all love our own but would clearly prefer to avoid other people’s little monsters when travelling,” Ryanair spokesman Stephen McNamara said.

“While half our passengers would like us to divide our cabins up into ‘adult’ and ‘family’ areas it is not operationally possible due to our free seating policy, with optional priority boarding.

“However, with clear demand for ‘child free’ flights Ryanair will introduce child free flights on high frequency routes from the start of our winter schedule in October.”

Ryanair is well-known for its range of controversial fees – just yesterday it announced the introduction of a “compensation levy” – and outrageous ideas such as charging passengers to pee during flights.

However the timing of the announcement has many media outlets speculating that it is an April Fools hoax. There has been no confirmation from the airline yet.

The airline said the move followed a survey of 1000 passenger that revealed that half would pay higher fares to avoid other people’s children.

The survey also found that a third of passengers have had flight ruined by other people’s “noisy” children, with one in five passengers demanding a restriction on the number of kids on flights.

Astounding Museum By Porsche

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An architectural wonder, the Porsche Museum is a car enthusiast's delight.

It is a treasure trove of some of the most exquisite cars from the Porsche stable. It is located in the Zuffenhausen district of Stuttgart, Germany.

Housed in this futuristic museum, are iconic vehicles such as the 356, 550, 911, and 917. The exhibits include some of the outstanding technical achievements of Professor Ferdinand Porsche from the early 20th century.

Photographs, courtesy: Porsche Museum

Porsche museum.

The Porsche museum is located just outside the Porsche headquarters.

It tells of the spirit and the passion that motivate work at Porsche, and pays tribute to the company as well as the people behind the product.

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The museum was designed by architects Delugan Meissl. The exhibition spaces were designed by HG Merz.

Porsche Museum.

Porsche built the original museum near its car factory in 1976 . It was a small museum, which could hold around 20 exhibits.

Porsche Museum.

Porsche built the museum as a kind of 'rolling museum" with rotating exhibits from a stock of 300 restored cars.

Porsche Museum.

While the cost to build the museum was initially pegged at euro 60 million, its actual cost hit euro 100 million.

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Work on the concept for the museum began in 2003. A storyboard comprising relevant topics, exhibits and their presentation was designed.

Porsche Museum.

The museum, with a contemporary design functions as a home base for the vehicles.

Porsche Museum.

The history of Porsche sports cars began in 1948 with the legendary Type 356 No 1.

The credit for building the conceptual basis of the brand goes to Professor Ferdinand Porsche (1875 1951). His remarkable work was carried forward by his son Ferry (1909 1998).

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Ferdinand Porsche laid the foundation for the House of Porsche by establishing an independent engineering office in Stuttgart in 1931.

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During the past six decades, Porsche has built many innovative models like the 356, 911, 914, 924, 944, 928, the Boxster and the Cayenne.

Today, Porsche has grown into one of the world's most successful automobile manufacturers.

Porsche Museum.

The display area is spread across 5600 square meters with many rare cars and historical models.

Porsche Museum library.

Porsche has a production capacity of around 100,000 units per year. The Porsche Museum houses a central department offering all the historical and contemporary knowledge about Porsche.

Porsche Museum.

Porsche is bullish on sales in India. It expects to sell 500 units in 2011.

The waiting period for the sports utility vehicle (SUV) Cayenne is around 500 days and for other sports car models it is 100 days.

Porsche Museum.

The global order book position for Cayenne is 74,000 units whereas the production is around 44,000 units.

01 April 2011

Mizoram's Population Rises To 10 Lakh, Growth Rate Declines

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Aizawl, Apr 1
: Mizoram's population is now 10,91,014, registering an increase of 202441 in the last 10 years, according to the provisional 2011 Census report.

The state’s population, which included 5,52,339 males 5,38,675 females, accounted for 0.09 percent of India’s population, according to the report.

Mizoram has witnessed a decadal growth rate of 22.78 per cent in 2001-2011, compared to 28.82 per cent growth rate during 1991 to 2001. This is a 6.04 per cent decline in growth rate.

Mizoram has 975 females per 1000 males and the density of is 52 people per square kilometer.

As many as 847,592 persons in Mizoram, of which 438,949 are males and 408,643 are females, are literate which constitute 91.58 percent of the state’s population, pushing the state down to number three below Lakshadweep (92.28pc ) and Kerala (93.91pc ).

Serchhip district has compensated the loss for attaining 98.76 per cent literacy to be the highest among the districts in India.

Female literacy rate in Mizoram is 89.40 per cent, against male literacy rate of 93.72 per cent.

Of the state’s population, 165,536 are below the age of six years while 925,478 are seven years and above.

Though gender imbalance in population remains in Mizoram, it has seen improvement in the sex ratio. The sex ratio has grown from 935 in 2001 to 975 in 2011. Sex ratio for the age group 0-6 has also increased from 964 in 2001 to 971 in 2011 and that of seven years and above also grown from 930 in 2001 to 976 in 2011.