Hotel Romp is Match Of The Day

Into touch ... couple

Footie fans cheer as couple score

A ROMPING couple were seen by thousands of footie fans as they scored in their hotel room overlooking the stadium.

The crowd at the top-flight clash cheered as they watched the off-pitch performance through the window.

The woman was later identified as glamour model Alicia Tenderness, 26. She said: "We thought it was tinted glass and that we could see outside, but not vice-versa.

"When we checked out the next morning the lady on the front desk was very cold, but we did not understand why.

"We only realised on Monday when we read it in the newspaper."

Footie officials blasted the couple. Philippe Bormans of Belgian team Sint-Truiden – who were playing at home to rivals Lokeren – said: "There are children in the crowd. We do not want this repeated."

Hotel boss Luc Withofs vowed to get stewards to monitor the windows.

But Alicia hit back: "He should put tinted glass in the rooms."

Alicia Tenderness

Odd Chinese Sleeping Positions

There are many types of sleeping positions from the conventional to the bizarre, but as long as they get to sleep, people don't seem to care

A traveller sleeps while waiting for his train at the Beijing Railway Station on the eve of Labour Day holiday. This is the time when millions of Chinese travel to major cities to enjoy cultural attractions or return home to visit relatives and friends.

A migrant worker rests his head on his construction hat and a soft-drink bottle as he sleeps in front of a construction site in central Beijing.

A passenger sleeps on an overnight train from Yangzhou to Hankou in Wuhu, eastern China's Anhui province.

A man takes a nap in the sun on his motorized tricycle in Beijing.

A man selling furniture sleeps atop items for sale at an outdoor market in central Beijing.

A vendor naps at a pork wholesale market in Changzhi, Shanxi province.

A worker takes a nap surrounded by ducklings at a duck farm on the outskirts of Jiaxing, Zhejiang province.

A migrant worker sleeps on the back of his motor tricycle, under a mosquito net with his wife and son, on the pavement of a street in Hefei, Anhui province

Mothers take a nap near a school as their children take the National College Entrance Exams in Beijing June 7, 2011. About 9.33 million students make a start on China's national college entrance exams or "gaokao" from June 7 to 8, a fiercely competitive test that is seen as make-or-break for getting ahead.

Chinese school children sleep at their desks during a noon break at a private elementary school for the children of migrant workers in Shanghai

Parents of freshmen sleep on mats laid out on the floor of a gymnasium inside a university campus in Wuhan, Hubei province.

People wait outside the Beijing West Railway Station early morning

Migrant workers who have collected materials for recycling nap in their carts along a street in Taiyuan, Shanxi province

Children of migrant workers sleep on a desk in a classroom at a primary school in Hefei, Anhui province June 1, 2011. The education of the children of migrant workers, who number 240 million in China, is one of the top concerns of the Chinese State Council, Premier Wen Jiabao said during an online chat with Internet users in February.

Rescue miners rest at the site of the flooding accident of Wangjialing Coal Mine, located across both Xiangning county and Hejin city, in northern China's Shanxi province

A man sleeps next to chickens he will sell at a poultry market in Shanghai.

Source: Agencies
Photos: Reuters

Sports Fanatics : When Fans Go Really Crazy

Why do fans go that extra mile when all they need to do is to enjoy the sport in a quiet manner? Check out our list of fan’atics’

Husbandry!

A man waves on the grounds of the Daytona International Speedway in Daytona Beach, Florida

Freezing weather no barrier

Fans of the Green Bay Packers hold a sign and wear bikinis in below freezing weather during NFC Championship game between the Packers and the Seattle Seahawks at Lambeau Field. The Packers had then defeated the Seahawks 48-10.

Meet your new trainer!

A girl runs on the pitch as Italy's national soccer team players train at Coverciano

He looks 'tyred'!

Dressed in his NASCAR attire, Chris MacNicol gives a thumbs-up to other fans before the NASCAR Sprint Cup Series auto race at Watkins Glen International in Watkins Glen, N.Y.

Neck to neck

A security guard holds the neck of a fan who was chasing Real Madrid's Karim Benzema after a friendly soccer match against Tianjin Teda in Tianjin

Even Behind The Bar

Philippines fans watch from behind bars the 2014 World Cup qualification soccer match between Kuwait and Philippines in Kuwait City

Smoking is injurious to health

A Red Star soccer fan with a torch runs across the field during a soccer match between Red Star and Partizan in Belgrade

Back from the brink

A die-hard MLB fan, Keith Carmickle is caught by his brother and a friend after he almost fell headfirst to a pool deck about 20 feet below while trying to catch home run ball hit by Milwaukee's Prince Fielder during Major League Baseball's Home Run Derby at the All-Star Game in Phoenix, Arizona. Easily a case of back from the brink for this fan'atic'

Hmm! Caught the big fish

A Woman is taken off field by security guards near end of international rugby union match between All Blacks and Ireland

No Baywatch this!

A hot fan'atic' runs on the field, interrupting the match between United States and Honduras, during the first round of their CONCACAF Men's Olympic Qualifying soccer match in Tampa. This was way back in 2008

From Milan to Brazil with love

A fan'atic', who ran onto the field, tried to kiss A.C. Milan's Ronaldinho while being held back by a security guard when A.C. Milan took on the Chicago Fire during their international friendly soccer match in Bridgeview, Illinois back in May 2010

Not an on-field tackle

A stadium security guard captures a Colombia fan as he ran towards the team at the end of the match against Argentina at the Copa America soccer tournament in Santa Fe last week.

Heights of celebration

A man is thrown into the air as fans await the victory parade for the Mexico's U-17 World Cup winning soccer team in Mexico City July 11, 2011. Mexico won the U-17 World Cup after beating Uruguay in the final on Sunday

Dirty side of fan following

A Red Star soccer fan with a torch runs across the field during a soccer match between Red Star and Partizan in Belgrade October 14, 2000. Yugoslav soccer fans rioted in Belgrade's biggest sports stadium on Saturday, forcing abandonment of a match between Red Star and Partizan, the capital's two arch-rivals. Witnesses said Partizan fans sparked trouble by tossing fireworks and stadium seats at rival fans and on to the pitch, and as the players were escorted to safety hundreds of Red Star supporters broke out of their end of the ground and raced across the pitch to confront the Partizan fans

Familiar sight

The easiest way to know if cricket fans are happy is to simply take a look at the ground. If it looks in good shape, then the local fans must be really happy. If not, you know there is serious trouble. Like this one, which was sparked off after a few ugly fans hurled bottles onto the field at Arnos Vale in St.Vincent during the first ODI between West Indies and Australia in 2008

Too dangerous yet who cares

We have heard of number of instances of under-construction buildings caving in when exaggerated weight is put on them. Yet, fans don't seem to learn. When it comes to cricket, everything else including safety takes backseat. In this picture, fans are caught crowding an under-construction building near the Nehru Stadium in Guwahati during the ODI match between India and Australia in 2009

Hard task for security staff

Security staff removes a fan that ran on to the field during the MLB baseball game between the Toronto Blue Jays and Boston Red Sox in Toronto way back in April 2008

What a tackle

A fan is tackled by security after running onto the field and appearing to try to shake hands with Seattle Mariners Ichiro Suzuki during the eighth inning of their MLB American League baseball game against the New York Yankees in Seattle, Washington, May 28, 2011

Hard to pacify

We have seen this happen in the subcontinent a number of times. Crowd getting angry about proceedings and organisers trying hard to pacify them. With this menace spreading like a virus from one venue to another, cricket boards decided to ban water bottles in every cricketing venue. Thanks to the ban, incidents like these are now a thing of the past

Does it feel like member's stand?

When an international match returns to a venue after two years, emotions can run high and craze for the match can be unparalleled. Like it was when New Zealand and India faced off at the Nehru Stadium in Guwahati in the 2010 bilateral series, which India won 5-0

Football fans are no different

Countries like Italy, Croatia, Russia and the whole of South America are known for soccer riots, which keeps the riot police on their feet always. This was easily one of the worst incidents of crowd trouble in football when Croatian football fans clashed with police after Croatia was held to a 1-1 draw against Malta in a World Cup 2006 Group Eight qualifier at Ta' Qali National Stadium, outside Valletta, September 7, 2005. Croatia's hopes of winning European Group Eight and qualifying directly for the World Cup finals were jeopardised on Wednesday when they were held to an unexpected 1-1 draw by plucky Malta. The match was overshadowed by crowd trouble as a group of Croatia fans vented their frustration at their team's disappointing outing by ripping up seats and hurling them towards home fans and police officers.

This isn't my place

Boston Red Sox's right fielder Trot Nixon is caught by fans after trying to field a home run hit by New York Yankees Jason Giambi in the second inning at Fenway Park in Boston, Massachusetts back in 2005

Image source: Reuters, AP, AFP
Text source: India Syndicate

Grow Your Own Naughty Looking Chillies

Looking for the perfect gift for your loved one? Give the gift that keeps on giving; a chilli willy growing kit. Not only will your partner in crime have the opportunity to grow themselves a chilli pepper that looks like an uncut penis, but they will also be able to spice up their cuisine while having a good laugh.

Who doesn’t like a good spicy dish and vegetables that look like penises? Nobody, I tell you. Even your 80 year old grandma will get a kick out of these. You don’t even have to tell her she’s growing willy chillies. Make it a surprise and see if she figures it out. If she does you’ll know your granny is familiar with uncut dick. Make sure to ask your grandpa if she got the information from him.

Even if you don’t have any interest in growing your own chilly willies you should check out the video. It has to be the most bizarre thing I’ve seen all year. It will leave you doubled over in laughter. Scouts honor. From this day forth every time you’ll get a hankering for something spicy you’ll ask yourself if you’re really craving some uncut penis.

Check out the hilarious video:

How Parents Fail!

Website exposes the bum mums and bad dads with questionable parenting skills

At the local firing range, in a sandwich, stuck to a wall with tape... these are not the kinds of places you'd expect to find a baby.

But as the incredible - and disturbing - photos below show, some parents think nothing of popping their loved one in the microwave or giving them a Hitler doll to play with.

Guaranteed to give social workers nightmares, the images are taken from new website ParentFails.com, which aims to chronicle 'all the funny moments when parenting goes horribly, and hilariously, wrong'.

Pay attention, darling: When it comes to self-defence, this mother believes in starting young

Yum! Dad's feeling peckish... time for a midnight snack

X-rayed: Airport security checks are getting out of hand

Give us a hug: Baby snuggles up with the beloved family... python

Baby looks shocked at his dad's choice of reading material

One worryingly common theme sees babies snapped in the place of food: whether nestling in an enormous sandwich or providing the centrepiece to a traditional Indian meal.

And babies are also shown getting up close and personal with the family pets - even when that pet is an enormous snake.

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The photos evoke memories of celebrity parenting blunders, like Britney Spears driving with her son on her lap, or Michael Jackson dangling his daughter over a hotel balcony.

But these parents probably see the funny side: photos are submitted by the public, and most were probably sent in by the parents themselves.

Whether the children will find it quite so amusing when they stumble across old photo albums in years to come is another matter.

Impulse buy: Walmart really does sell everything

There's an unbreakable bond between fathers and daughters - but sometimes it goes slightly too far

Micro-babe: This poor tot was starting to feel the heat

Hanging around: This toddler's parents have invented some innovative child-care techniques

Sinister: This child seems devoted to her Hitler doll

Tradition: This Asian baby is keeping in touch with her cultural heritage

No child left behind: One father tries out a daring new method of transport

Get stuck in: At least this tot has company to help her through this hair-raising experience

Thrifty: This mum presumably couldn't find £1 for a trolley

Big spender: This tot is already living the high life in a Ferrari

Squeaky-clean: These kids were looking for the jacuzzi experience

How's the reception? A TV star in the making

New parents can be reluctant to let their baby out of their sight - even for a minute

Best of friends: This fearless toddler is at one with nature