26 March 2012

Manipur MLAs To Watch Porn To Grab Attention (False News)

Rahul Roushan

Some MLAs in Manipur, cutting across party lines, are planning to watch porn in the assembly to get the attention of Indian public and the media, especially the television news channels. These MLAs have already contacted local correspondents of such TV channels and asked them to record their porn-viewing adventure and turn it into breaking news.

“We finally hope that the people will notice us,” said an MLA who didn’t mind being quoted, but whose name our Delhi-based reporter couldn’t understand.

Manipur had gone to polls earlier this year and election results were announced earlier this month. However, states like Uttarakhand and Goa got more media attention than Manipur, which has more assembly seats than Goa and is comparable to Uttarakhand.
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“Nobody even cared why we re-elected the same government despite being under an economic blockade for months,” said the MLA. “Maybe this is how we can finally be the centre of attraction.”
Earlier, MLAs had thought about other means to get in news, like throwing mikes at each other or inviting Rakhi Sawant to visit the assembly, but experts advised them to watch porn.

“Nothing excites the nation more than naked ladies,” a porn-viewing expert who was consulted by the Manipur MLAs told Faking News. “People don’t need proof; you just have to give them a chance to imagine nudity.”

“Like Poonam Pandey did,” he added. “She never actually stripped, but people kept on imagining her without clothes.”

“Similarly, you don’t even need to watch any actual porn clip. Just show the screen of your mobile phone or iPad blurred on television screens, and rest of the details will be filled in by the public,” the porn-viewing expert is reported to have told the Manipur MLAs.

The porn-viewing expert is even reported to have convinced the Manipur MLAs that their counterparts from Goa and Uttarakhand could be getting more attention than them because of women in bikinis and ND Tiwari respectively.

Convinced with the arguments of the expert, MLAs have decided to give the idea of viewing porn in the assembly a go. However, with no BJP MLA in Manipur, MLAs are currently wondering which party MLA should be caught watching porn for maximum media and public attention.

The obvious choice was a Congress MLA, what with the Congress being a national party, and also the higher chance it had of the BJP helping to make it a national issue. But some MLAs believe the Trinamool Congress, with seven MLAs in Manipur, could also be a good choice.

“The Trinamool MLA could be asked to resign by Mamata Di for his wicked behavior and it could add even more masala for the media,” hoped the MLA.

Latest reports say that the whole plan is getting delayed as television news channels are insisting on “exclusive” recording of the porn-viewing exercise.

First Train Chugs Into Manipur's Interiors

Silchar, Mar 26 : Sixty four years after India's Independence, many villagers in Manipur saw a locomotive for the first time on Friday as it traversed 12km from Jiribam to Dholakhal station.

The small patch is a part of the 84-km Jiribam-Tupul broad gauge project, the foundation of which was laid by the PM in 2004. So far, Manipur had only 1.5km rail tracks up to Jiribam station near the Assam border.

Villagers lined up along the newly-constructed railway line, which runs through hills, and expressed their happiness by waving at the engine.

The Manipur government is set to treat the route as the lifeline of the state given the uncertain road links due to frequent economic blockades.

The Railways completed the task in spite of severe law and order problems in the area, said deputy chief engineer (construction), Jiribam, S P Deshmukh.

Solar Lanterns Bring Light For Manipur Villages

Chandel, Mar 26 : Hundreds of people thronged a daylong camp set up by the Assam Rifles at their headquarters in Manipur's Chandel District, where the paramilitary force distributed 200 solar lanterns to 27 villages which face an erratic supply of electricity.

"We already decided to distribute solar lanterns in the villages of hill areas in the beginning of this financial year. We procured it through the organization headed by Dr Pachouri and today we are distributing it to different village chiefs so that it will help the villagers in their daily lives," said U K Gurung, Inspector General, Assam Rifles (South).

The lanterns were distributed in order to help the village children study at night and women to do their household chores. Assam Rifles officers assured that more such initiatives would be taken to improve the infrastructure in the area.

The camp was organized in joint collaboration with The Energy and Resources Institute (TERI), New Delhi that works to provide alternative energy solutions in the country.

"We do not get regular supply electricity in our village, so I am happy and grateful to Assam Rifles for giving us these solar lanterns," said M Simon, village chief, Yongkhul Village, Chandel District.

"There is no regular supply of electricity in our villages in the hill area so we asked the Assam Rifles to help us by providing solar lanterns. Today they have given us these lanterns and I am grateful to them and the people in my village will be very happy," said D S Mopham, secretary, Chingjaroi Village, Chandel District.

Assam Rifles has been operating in the region for a long time and plays an important role in maintaining law and order.

They work towards curbing militancy and bringing the mislead youth back to the mainstream, other than helping the people of the region.

Google Charts A Careful Course Through Asia's Maps

Launch of Street View in Thailand met with enthusiasm, in contrast to obstacles elsewhere

Cameras that capture 360-degree views to collect panoramic images are seen along Negro River in the heart of the Brazilian Amazon Basin

Cameras that capture 360-degree views to collect panoramic images are seen along Negro River in the heart of the Brazilian Amazon Basin August 17, 2011. Google rushed out its panoramic Street View maps in Thailand on Friday as part of the country's efforts to show tourist hot spots have recovered from last year's floods.

But it also marked something of a change of fortunes for Google itself, which has weathered several storms in Asia over its mapping products.

Google rolled out 360-degree images of the streets of Bangkok, the resort island of Phuket and the northern city of Chiang Mai. Street View allows users to click through a seamless view of streets via the company's Google Maps website.

Google plans to use a tricycle-mounted camera to photograph places that can't be reached by car, such as parks and monuments. The Tourism Authority of Thailand will launch a poll to choose which sites to photograph first.

"We really want to show that Thailand isn't still underwater," said David Marx, Google's Tokyo-based communications manager. "People should see Thailand for what it is."

Pongrit Abhijatapong, marketing information technology officer at the Tourism Authority of Thailand, said it was less about showing that Thailand was back to normal.

"Rather, we hope tourists can see with their own eyes what Thailand is like. Street View will help their decision-making process in a positive way in regards to visiting Thailand."

Google has not always been able to count on such enthusiasm elsewhere in Asia, illustrating the challenges the company has faced besides high-profile spats with China over privacy and India over removing offensive content.

While Google has faced issues globally — most recently over its changes to its user privacy policy — Google's efforts to map and photograph streets across Asia have encountered cultural, political and security obstacles.

In Japan, for example, Google was required to reshoot its street level photos in 12 cities in 2009 after complaints the 360-degree camera, set atop a vehicle plying Japan's narrow streets, was photographing the insides of people's homes.

And in South Korea its Seoul offices were raided in 2010 after police discovered that the Street View vehicle was not just taking photos but also capturing data over Wi-Fi networks.

BALANCING
In India, Google's plans to capture street-level images of Bangalore were blocked by Indian police in 2011. Google says it is in discussions with the Indian government "on ways to move forward."

Marx pointed out that Street View had been rolled out without problems elsewhere in Asia, including Hong Kong, Macau, and Singapore, and is about to begin photographing Malaysia.

The cases in Japan and Korea have been resolved, Marx said, and Street View was now live and popular in both countries.

Indeed, Marx said Street View now covered much of Japan, including far-flung islands. In addition, Google captured street-level images of the area hit by the tsunami as part of an initiative to chronicle the devastation and reconstruction.

"Japan," he said, "has become one of the global highlights of Street View."

But issues remain in both countries. Japan's Ministry of Internal Affairs and Communications has since warned Google to comply with the country's privacy laws. That included a notice in November instructing Google to delete data collected from Wi-Fi networks.
In South Korea, prosecutors said their investigations were only temporarily suspended after failing to gain access to some Google staff involved in the matter.
To be sure, the issues Google faces are not exclusively Asia-related. But many of the problems over its mapping applications have been.
While it chose to risk China's ire by pulling its search operation out of China over a censorship dispute in 2010, in other cases in Asia it has danced carefully between local laws and sensibilities, and not compromising its own position.
Take Google Maps, for example, which is the mapping service that Google users access through a web browser or their phone.
To comply with laws in India and China, which require all published maps to hew to the host country's official borders, Google has created different versions - one for those accessing Google Maps inside India, one for those in China and another for the rest of the world.
OFFSHOOT
Stefan Geens, a Belgian consultant who tracks the political dimensions of Google's mapping services at his blog ogleearth.com, says that given the size of both markets Google had little choice.
But Geens, the recipient of a Google grant to research international law and remote sensing technologies, said it also had to take into account the feelings of local staff in both countries.
"Google doesn't have to answer just to the Indian government, but also to its employees, when they do stuff which might offend Chinese or Indian sensibilities," he said.
Google's multiple version may have allowed Google Maps to be launched in those countries, but it has not quieted all criticism.
Cambodia has complained about the depiction of its disputed border with Thailand, while Vietnam has complained about depiction of its maritime claims in the South China Sea, which overlap with China and other countries. Google says the latter is down to Vietnamese Internet users viewing the Chinese version of Google Maps.
In India, protests have been more voluble and less easy to brush off. Over the past few years media and MPs have been outraged about the delineation of the China-India border on Google Earth and Google Maps, most recently earlier this month when a newspaper in northeast India ran a banner headline reporting that Google Earth was showing parts of the state of Assam as being part of China.
Most of these cases, Geens says, are either due to mistakes by Google or users looking at the wrong maps. Where locals are quick to see a conspiracy, he says, it's more often "an honest mistake on the part of Google."
Google has had more PR success with an offshoot of Google Maps dreamed up by two of its engineers in India. Frustrated that parts of the country were inadequately covered by the product, they developed a tool to allow users to fill in the holes.
Submissions are then reviewed before being added to Google Maps itself. Called Map Maker, fans include the Pakistan army, which used it to update their maps after floods swept away local infrastructure in 2010.
But Map Maker's appeal has been limited by criticism that any data contributed is proprietary, compared with open source projects such as OpenStreetMap.
On Monday, the World Bank, which announced in January that Google had allowed it privileged access to Map Maker for its disaster relief efforts, responded to criticism that it was using a closed system by stressing that it was not using Map Maker to create new data, but as another source of data.
Google's launch of Street View in Thailand, therefore, is a chance for Google to highlight a trouble-free partnership with a government in a country it views as a surprisingly strong market.
Google says that use has grown significantly there, and that it is now one of the biggest users in the world of the live traffic feature on Google Maps — unsurprising, perhaps, given the capital's traffic jams.
Thailand is not the first Asian country to embrace Street View but its request that the launch be brought forward was unusual, Google's Marx said. Although Google had already started photographing before the floods hit, they completed the project within six months after the government's request. Thailand, said Marx, "is an outlier in a good way."

RBI To Compensate Banks For Loss in Northeast Service

Shillong, Mar 26 : Having prioritised to provide banking service to the people of North-East, Reserve Bank of India had decided to compensate commercial banks for revenue loss in the process, RBI officials said on Friday.

"RBI will compensate 100 percent revenue loss to banks for five years as an incentive to push banking inclusion in the region," Deputy General Manger RBI, T Jamang told PTI here on the sideline of an annual payment conference of RBI here.

The parameters set by RBI was that each village or cluster of nearby villages with a population of 2000 people should have a banking facility by March 2012, he said.

However, relaxation would also be given in certain areas in which the population is more than 1000 and more, Jamang said.

"Our intention is to have villages covered by way of banking correspondent and mobile individuals to sensitise people and have them included in banking services," the RBI official said.

Further, the official said the RBI is working on a strategy to improve e-banking penetration in the region which is aimed at giving people easy access to banking.

"We would like to give people mobile banking facilities in which banking transaction need not take place at the banks but at their fingertips," he said.
23 March 2012

Mizoram Teachers Want To Stop Cooking Meals

Aizawl, Mar 23 : The government teachers in Mizoram have demanded an immediate end to their involvement in the implementation of the centrally-sponsored mid-day meal scheme.

Members of Federation of Mizoram Government School Teachers (FMGST), who started the procession from Vanapa Hall to the New Secretariat Complex, made a five-point demand to the state government.

The pre-matric scholarship and minority scholarship, which had been sanctioned by the central government, has remained unutilised due to the state government's alleged failure to meet its matching share.

As the current fiscal is about to end, the teachers demanded the government to take expeditious action to release the fund.

The teachers also strongly demanded an end to their involvement in the mid-day meal scheme. "Due to outstanding debts, we are no longer in a position to carry on the mid-day meal," the resolution said. During 2009-2010, the teachers had threatened to stop implementing the mid-day meal due to financial mismanagement.

However, they carried on the task after the government's earnest request. "As per the directives of the Supreme Court and the Government of India, we have decided not to involve any longer in cooking meals and collecting items for the mid-day meal," the resolution said.

Citing the difficulties faced by government teachers who draw their salaries under plan fund during the current fiscal, the teachers' federation also demanded the government to allocate adequate budget in the education department in the next fiscal.

As they learnt, the government is planning to give their due salaries from the 2012-13 budget. The teachers were also fed up with the state government's failure to meet state matching shares in SSA and RMSA schemes which had often resulted in lapse of fund.

"We want no more trouble in meeting the state matching share which only ten per cent of the sanctioned fund," the teachers said.

Manipur Working On India’s First Bamboo Cycles

By Sobhapati Samom

Imphal, Mar 23 : Moves are afoot in Manipur to give a green twist to the ubiquitous bicycles by rolling out bamboo cycles for the first time in the country. Bamboo forms the main frame of such cycles instead of aluminum or steel. “The success of such projects in African countries and other developing countries has inspired us to replicate such models in India and boost conservation though ecology, economy and employment,” said Kamesh Salam, founder and executive director of the South Asia Bamboo Foundation (SABF).

The project, a collaborative effort of the SABF and the Manipur Cycle Club (MCC), aims at generating employment and nurturing the environment.

Salam, former president of the World Bamboo Organisation, said the strength and low weight of bamboo were appropriate for bicycles.

“The khok-wa (solid bamboo) found in Manipur’s Chandel and Churachandpur, besides kanakias-bah (bambusa affinis), another variety in Tripura’s Kalapara area, have the resilience to replace aluminum or steel in cycle frames.”

The other parts would be sourced from bicycle manufacturers. The idea is to keep the bamboo cycle’s cost lower than the average bicycle. Salam, however, did not speculate about the pricing. “We will produce the bamboo cycles on an experimental basis and assess the economic feasibility to spread across the country.”
MCC functionary Ramananda Wangkheirakpam said prototypes of the cycles would be put through durability tests.

The SABF and the MCC have scheduled a five-day bamboo cycle building workshop in Imphal beginning April 1.

Bamboo, a perennial grass, grows in every continent except Europe and Antarctica and is abundant in southern Asia. There are about 255 varieties of bamboo. Of the 57 varieties in India, 44 are found in the northeast.

Assam Airports Set For Major Facelift

Guwahati: Airports in Assam, including the Lokapriya Gopinath Bordoloi International (LGBI) airport, are set for a major facelift with the government mooting measures to turn the state into an aviation hub of the entire North Eastern region.
Chief Minister Tarun Gogoi has taken up the matter with the Airport Authority of India (AAI) to explore ways to improve the airports which will further encourage country’s much-vaunted Look East policy aimed at connecting the South Eastern Asian neighbours, official sources said in Guwahati today.


The sources said AAI chairman VP Agarwal had had a discussion recently with the chief minister on issues relating to development of airports and construction of a new integrated terminal building and taxi-track at LGBI to cope up with the heavy inflow of passengers.
The LGBI airport, situated in Borjhar area in the outskirts of the city, is the sixth busiest airport of the country having air traffic of about 90 flights a day.

Elsewhere, there are 11 airports in the state, and the AAI has plans to develop them including ones in Dibrugarh, Rowriah in Jorhat district, Lilabari in Lakhimpur and the non-functional Rupshi airport in Dhubri.
The AAI has put in a request with the Assam government to hand over the land required at the earliest for modernisation and expansion.

The AAI has informed the state government that an amount of Rs 500 crore will be required for a parallel runway, Rs 150 crore for traffic taxi and Rs 100 crore as cost of land and urged the government to move the North Eastern Council (NEC), the apex funding authority of the region, for financial
support.

Gogoi, in turn, has urged the AAI to explore other sources of funding for meeting the requirement to convert Assam into a regional aviation hub.

The government has also requested the AAI to ensure that the cost of land acquisition for airports, borne by it so far, is shared by other states of the region as well as the DONER and NEC, sources said.

The chief minister impressed upon the AAI about the need for immediate expansion of Rowriah airport in Jorhat in upper Assam as it has tremendous scope for growth of the aviation sector.

The issue of revival of the Rupshi airport in Dhubri was also a priority as it would cater to the need of lower Assam districts including the Bodoland Territorial Administrative Districts (BTAD).

The BTAD has its headquarter in Kokrajhar which is geographically the lifeline of the entire North East region and also important from the security point of view because of its thick forest cover, the sources said.